Cages Created

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Bars of hated

Memories

Paused

I waited

Living fantasies

Locked cell

personal hell

Condemned convicted

Soul conflicted

A child in darkness

No pen to mark this

Day

A light a hand

A line in the sand

Daring to find

A new way

 

 

 

 

“As therefore ye received Christ Jesus the Lord, so walk in him,”
‭‭Colossians‬ ‭2:6‬ ‭ASV‬‬

 

Pain drops dripping down

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I always used to think that pain was to be ignored and shoved down and not felt. I can ignore it, I can function well with it squished down into a ball. The side effect is feeling nothing fully, and worse to never learn from my pain.

Pain has a use as a teacher, ouch don’t touch the fire… owe dang! Be careful with the knife. Oh no no no please don’t go! Be careful with her heart.

Move soent eh last three years living with the pains that enter my life, that I’ve pushed upon myself and others and meditation and learning from it. Pain is a part of a beautiful range of emotions and though we don’t have to dwell on it we do need to feel it and try to understand it to keep from re living our mistakes.

4 Incline not my heart to any evil thing, To practise deeds of wickedness With men that work iniquity: And let me not eat of their dainties. (‭Psalms‬ ‭141‬:‭4‬ ASV)

Esperanza

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I woke up to the sound of yelling, my head pounding,  and pounding on my door. My friend Phillip, yelling, pounding on the door and yelling. I opened my eyes and the sun was up and bright, what was Philip yelling? it was so bright and my head was spinning. Dead waves in this small, Guatemalan town had us board to the point drinking ourselves stupid the night before. I felt like I was gonna be sick. More pounding… “Get out! Run! you have to get out of here!” He sounded like he was almost crying. I slipped on my shoes to go see what was going on when I heard a crash and loud voices. “Donde esta el?” Repeated in voices horse with anger.

“I don’t know where he is! No se! No se!” was Phillip’s reply. He had told me to run, he told me run.

I opened the window to jump out just as I heard the angry voices again, “Mira en la habitacion!,’ they were coming to look in my room. My feet crunched on the gravel in the alley behind our little hotel and ran around to look at our rental car, there were three men standing around it and I didn’t have the keys anyway. What was going on? I didn’t understand why they wanted me. My mind raced back through the night, it was a whirlwind of drinking shots and my memory had holes.

I heard steps coming around to the back of the little hotel and I knew I needed to move. I slipped between two buildings on the other side of the alley and tried to think. Those guys near the car; one had a bat and another had a long pipe or something. What was going on, whatever they wanted with me it wasn’t going to go well. I got between the two buildings and looked to the next street. It seemed quiet and people were carrying groceries or just walking down the street or eating at a street vendor. I turned right to go toward the edge of town and forced myself to walk so I wouldn’t draw attention to myself.

The pounding in my head made it so hard to think back on the night before but I had to try to figure out what was going on. There was a girl… guys were bugging her. Those guys! They were shoving her in the bar and yelling. I got in their face. I looked to the knuckles of my right hand, they were bruised and cut. Wait did I hit one? Is that what this was about, I remembered he shoved me and I hit him hard, and again. He went to the ground, I was so drunk, when his buddy bent down to help him I kicked him into the wall and he hit his head pretty hard. Was that what this was about? Those guys trying to get revenge? Oh man, maybe I hurt one of them, maybe I was in trouble.

As my memories were falling in and out of place I was starting to get worried; people were looking at me and whispering to each other with heads close together. I could see the edge of town where the jungle took over quickly. I heard a commotion behind me. The men that were standing near my car had found me, they were yelling and pointing. The time to blend in (as much as a blond headed surfer could blend in here) was over and I sprinted for the treeline.

I heard steps running behind me and my stomach was heaving with each step. It was about 88, humid, no breaze, and the alcohol in my system was rebelling. I made it to the trees where I was hoping I could sort of lose myself but my pursuers were too close. Dry heaves now turning into strong cramps as I ran a little harder, I knew the river would be close and I was hoping that I was a better swimmer than these guys.

Halfway across the lazy brown water I took a peak behind me. There were now about 15 men chasing me but they were all waiting on the bank. A couple of whispered words drifted over the water and reminded me why they wouldn’t chase me. “Cocodrilos… cocodrilos.”  My mind filed through the recent internet stories of people going missing here, and that the crocodiles were the main suspect. The heat of fear flushed the back of my neck and I felt for the first time that this could be life or death, I swam as fast as I could for the far bank and looked back just in time to see the crowd dispersing. Most now had bats or pipes or tire irons or something heavy, one carried a rope, and a few had chains.

I kept my pace at a jog because I didn’t know how long it would take them to get across the river to continue the chase or if they even would continue the chase, maybe they just wanted to scare me. Maybe they’d had a good laugh at scaring the gringo and they’d get bored. It was then that I started worrying about Philip. I didn’t think he was even around when I hit those other guys, he should be ok. Those guys, they were bugging a girl. The girl.

I remembered that after I had kicked that guy into the wall the girl grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the bar, she looked worried and insistent so I followed. I got a better look at her in the light of the street and my hazy memory was that she was beautiful.  It seemed like she took me somewhere quiet, I remember sitting close to her. I remember kissing, her Esper… Esperanza? Her name? It meant hope.

The sound of voices getting closer brought me back to the present. I walked and jogged until nearly dark just trying to put distance between myself and the town. I started to realize I would need some sort of plan. I hadn’t had a chance to grab my phone or wallet when I jumped out the window, I only had my t-shirt and shorts on and the pair of shoes I hastily slipped on. I stopped and leaned on a try to catch my breath and threw up in stead.

I had drank so much tequila the night before and now every step brought a wave of nausea.  I didn’t know how much longer I could run, but the guys chasing me, I could tell now that they wanted to hurt me, or even kill me. This was crazy, all this for a little fight?

What had the girl said about these guys? Her English wasn’t great and my Spanish not much better. I think she said they were her cousins,  they were mad at her for going out with a boy they thought was no good for her.  She was so grateful that I got her away from them she kissed me, or did I kiss her? I know she held my hand and hugged me, I remember our bodies pressed together, I remember feeling so much passion.

Suddenly I heard leaves crunching under foot very near. I saw some this undergrowth and dove under it, hoping to hide.  Angry calls in Spanish echoed back and forth through the trees. I tried to breath calmer, quieter, but my heart and head were thumping together, sweat was stinging some scratches on my neck. Footsteps so close, there were two men right next to me. Boots not more than ten feet away, I could see them through the brush as I lay on my stomach. The boots crunched to a stop. Their owner must have seen me or marks I left crawling into my hiding spot.

“Lo encontre! Esta aqui!” A voice triumphant. They found me, the bushes erupted with motion as hand grabbed me and roughly lifted me up. My arms were yanked behind my back and I felt my hands being tied.  I looked up, the boots belonged to the man I had hit the night before, the cousin. That was it, they wanted revenge, I was hoping they just wanted to mess me up.

I was walked and dragged to a boat, it was now nearly totally dark and my throat was dry not just from the running but from fear. They had me and could do anything they wanted. I forced myself to think of the conversation I had with the girl… Esperanza, she said they were Devout Catholics and were mad that she wanted to date. I was raised Catholic, still wore a crucifix if only out of habit, but maybe it would help.

“Lo siento, amigo, I’m sorry lo siento…” I wanted to apologise but couldn’t remember how to say I was sorry for hitting him.

The cousin looked right into my eyes, he glanced at the scratches on my neck,  he looked to be almost crying. His face was so close to mine I felt as much as heard his whisper, “Calliete, solo Dios pueudo perdon que hiciste.” What was that? Only God could pardon… pardon what I did? I only punched the guy, why was he so upset?

He threw me face down into the boat and a short ride across the river later and I was standing on a dock in front of what looked like the whole town. I felt sick again, not from the hangover, but from seeing that my death may be near and that I was helpless. I saw a familiar face in the crowd, “Phillip! Phillip help me! Oh shit man help!” His shoulders slumped and he turned and walked away. What the hell was this?

It was then that I saw another familiar face, it was her. Esperanza, she was crying but she was focused on me, her chin up, she looked like she was leaning toward me, her fists… her fists were clenched. In a flash she was blotted out by the face of her cousin, he was there in front of me grabbing at my shirt.

He snatched my crucifix and held it in front of my face, “Esto significa algo para ti?” My mind was trying to translate, was it significant? The cross?

“Yes, Si si, I’m Catholic, soy Catolico!” I was desperate, willing to say anything to buy time to think.

“Bueno. Realmente lo sientes?” he was asking if I was really sorry.

Maybe they did just want to scare me, “Yes yes I’m sorry I hit you! I’m so sorry!” But when I said it he reached and hit me in the mouth with the back of his hand he had drawn his arm back to the opposite shoulder and hit me hard enough to ring my ears.

His voice was like a roar, “NO para mi, para ella, para me cosina!”

What, for her, wait… wait, what did I do to her, wait espere…. epsere no. She never said her name was Esperanza, she was telling me ‘espere’ she was telling me to wait. She was saying no. All strength fled my body, as if it was ashamed to be a part of me. My legs gave out and as I dropped to my knees sobs shook my body when I realized what I had done.

I looked again at Espera… at her. She was sobbing now as well, but her jaw was set, she was determined to see this through.

Her cousin let me go and I fell to my side sobbing, “Lo siento, lo siento, oh my God I’m sorry, what did I do? what did I do?”

Through eyes blurred with tears a face came into view, the cousin. “Do… do you believe. Jesus do yo believe he die for you for you sins?” He was talking slowly, in English so I could understand. Tears marked the pain on his own face.

“Yes, God please help me yes I believe that Jesus saved me.”

He placed the boot of his heal on my back, “Then go to him,” he breathed as he shoved.

I dropped off the dock into the water. Brown water closing in, blackness closing in, chains dragging me down. My last thoughts, “Forgive me, forgive me, please God….

The end.

I first got the idea for this story about 25 years ago while taking Spanish at the University of Houston. There was a controversial case in the news about a woman who said she had been rapped by high profile athletes and several people were saying she had falsely accused them.

My Spanish professor was a small albino man from Guatemala. He said that there is really never any false accusation in the little town where he was from because the accused would not survive the night. The town would get justice. Women in his town knew that a man they accused would be killed so they would never make such a false claim.

I don’t know what to think about the justice he talked about but I do know that the answer isn’t to blame the victim, or ridicule her, or tell her she shouldn’t have been there, or drank that, or worn that, or that she shouldn’t have waited to tell anyone.

I do also think that if we took victims seriously and did thorough investigations then the fear of false accusations would fade.

In the bible we are told about bearing false witness,

Exodus 20:16

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor.

And as important as it is to remember that we also need to remember that in Deuteronomy we are told not to blame or ignore the victim.

The real challenge is to honor all claims and investigate while we also understand that in our country a person is innocent until proven guilty. If we can live in that tension and find that ground then there is no fear of false witness and guilty parties will still be found by justice.

 

 

 

 

 

Blocked Paths…

Sun peaks out with golden rays

Sunrise shines to light a way
A path for my heart
Lead to words I must say
Most paths pretty but some blocked by darkness
A voice in my head warns
I need to mark this
To avoid the pain
The Swirling shame
Hide conceal too scared don’t feel stay away from
What’s real

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The Son shines his light in my heart
A new beacon
A new start
I’m still afraid of what the light has shown
But with the Sonlight shining
I’m not alone
The first part is more close to where I am currently. But I have hope, there’s not really anything that could take my hope away.

 

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Freely Giving… Thanks?

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The chain was strong, a little rusted, but it was thick and I could see it was strong. What worried me was the length. I stood there with one hand on the chain link fence, the other balancing three meals and three deserts in Styrofoam containers, my eyes were locked onto those of the subject of the “Beware of Dog” sign. His eyes were locked onto mine.

The fence went around a mobile home with a porch, a deck, a carport, and a loft built up over the carport. There were a few cars in the yard so I was hoping someone was home. But the very full dogfood bowl next to the fence possibly indicated otherwise.

He sat there expressionless, (dogs can have expressions so they can be expressionless) his head pushed a little forward and down, his body looked like a spring, if springs were furry and muscley. I reached for the clasp on the gate and those tawny eyes narrowed, I was looking at a furry, musclebound spring with Clint Eastwood eyes. Only Clint didn’t have a gun, he had perfectly bright white teeth.

Those teeth looked strong, I knew from my days as a vet tech that Pit Bulls came in third behind Rottweilers and German Shepard for bite strength, but that the 240 lbs of pressure that I knew that this guy could chomp down with still made my mouth go dry. That and his silence, no barking, no straining at the end of his chain, he just sat and waited for me to make my move.

“Who’s a gooood boi?” had no effect on him, my cutest dog voice left him just as unwavering like a statue just as before.

That chain. A little rusty, it was blending in with the leaves in the yard. There was a large SUV in the yard between the dog and the house, I was trying to estimate if the chain was long enough for the dog to get past the SUV. If not I could get to the front door to try to deliver these holiday meals, meals provided by the Salvation Army to be delivered by me. It would have been easy to move on, to report back my leader that I couldn’t come through because of the dog. He would have understood, I know he would have, but I hated to think that folks would be expecting a meal and get nothing.

I was actually hoping the dog would bark to alert the residents that someone was here and I wouldn’t have to try to get past him. But he just sat there quietly looking like a cannon ball ready to launch (do cannonballs launch?) Not a peep from him though, cannon balls don’t bark I guess.

I reached again for the big double gate that was about 30 feet from the dog house where this guy was chained. Thinking peaceful thoughts I opened the gate and swung it toward me. I was thinking it would be easier to escape if the gate was opened out rather than in, but it grated and stuck on the gravel drive. I had to push it in. The dog was now standing, waiting with the a confident patience. Moving at the speed of a glacier I eased my first step into the yard. No response from the dog.

I took another step and was now completely in the yard and the dog made no effort to approach. I tried to look as non-threatening as a man in jeans and a polo, carrying three large and three small Styrofoam containers can look. With my face passive I tried to walk slowly without looking like I was stalking and I made it to the SUV. I now had a large, gas guzzling (if broke down) symbol of American Rugged Individualism between me and those strong white teeth that were attached to a very strong tan body.

I couldn’t see the dog but I could faintly hear the chain clink as he shifted. A bead of sweat dripped from my forehead and down my cheek, my brain was telling me how stupid this was, it was just a turkey dinner and not worth getting murdered in the face by a Pit Bull for. My heart told my brain shut up and remember what it’s like to be hungry, to be alone and feel like no one cares at a holiday. My feet took a few more steps. My heart quit yelling at my brain because it was too busy trying to pound itself out of my chest.

Each time the gravel crunched under my feet there was a leafy crunch under the dog’s feet. I bent to look under the SUV and saw those tawny eyes staring at me. Dang. I really felt like the front door was farther than the chain could reach, but there were about 5 feet between me and the door that I wasn’t sure of.  My brain told me not to run, running stimulates a dog’s predator response and makes them want to chase. Instinct what battling intelligence as I stepped past the SUV at almost a half jog. This half jog was immediately interrupted by a sweep of leaves, dust, and chain clanging cacophony. I turned to face the noisy dust cloud and out of it emerged those teeth.

My feet backpedaled and I stumbled on the gravel, I bicycled in the air as I fell backwards, one arm whirling for balance, the other trying not to drop those precious Styrofoam containers. Teeth flew at me, now eye level as my mouth snapped shut when my rear bounced on the ground. I scrunched my face ready to feel those teeth sink into it, but that tearing of flesh never happened.

I opened one eye hoping to see only half the horror and saw the dog sitting, tongue lolling, tail wagging. I swear he looked like he was laughing at this great joke he just played on me. The chain though, was stretched nearly taught and I was beyond his reach. A whimpering whine was the first sound he made and I wasn’t sure if it was because he didn’t get the chance to murder me, eat the food, or have some human contact. I wasn’t about to find out.

I had managed not to drop any of my containers and I stood, brushed off some dust with my free hand, and tried to steady my nerves as I walked up the porch to knock on the door. I couldn’t hear anything inside, no t.v. or voices. Everything was quietly contrasting the commotion of just a few moments previous. So I was extra terrified when the second dog pounced at me when I knocked.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw a flash of fur at teeth fly at me only to bash harmlessly against the inside of the window next to the door. This dog was inside. A little shaky I turned to look at the first dog who’s face was split in a wide, toothy (sharp toothy) grin with his tongue hanging so far down it almost dragged the dirt. His tail was kicking up dust and leaves as it furiously wagged back and forth in laughter.

Two things were obvious; no one was home, and this dog thought he was hilarious. I was walking dejectedly from the door, letting my heart rate come down. The chained dog was looking at me wagging his tail so hard it was wiggling his butt. I really wanted to give him a couple pats but thought better of it, those teeth were still looking pretty dangerous.  I’ve known too many dogs who would bite even with a wagging tail because they really enjoyed biting people. (there are times I can really relate)

I walked a wide parabola around the SUV to make sure I was past the farthest extent of the chain and the dog whined even more as I left. He knew his fun was over.

It was hard to walk past that dog, to try to deliver food to someone in need. The smart thing would have been to go to the next house, but I felt like that would have been giving in to fear. Even though there was a sign warning of the danger of proceeding I felt that my mission was more important than fear.

The next house had something that, for me, was even more difficult to get past. It was a beautiful, brand new, shiny black  Harley Davidson trike. Did I say beautiful, looking into the paint of this bike was like looking into forever. I looked at the $35k bike and then glanced at the single container with some turkey and mashed potatoes, balanced on top was a smaller container with a pumpkin spice muffin and I was like, “I can’t even…”

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*just like this one, I didn’t take a picture of the actual bike

My heart sank and I felt a little sick to my stomach. My judgement was on fire. A guy with a $35 thousand dollar motorcycle was on the list for a free holiday meal. Ug

I would have rather faced twenty viscous dogs on extra long chains than have to face this guy with his expensive bike to give him his free meal, prepared with love and care by sweet and generous volunteers. I was getting angry. I was judging. I was forgetting.

I was forgetting that there are no asterisks in the bible. *Feed the hungry… *Care for the poor… *Visit those in prison. The bible doesn’t do qualifiers.

*unless they’re hungry because they bought a motorcycle they couldn’t afford, unless they’re poor because they can’t keep a job because of drug use, or unless they’re in prison for horrible things

I prayed on my way up to the door, asking God to take away my judgement and fill me with the joy of service.  I knocked and I wish I could tell you that this guy told me the bike was a gift, or that he won it in a contest, or that it belonged to his visiting brother. But no, it was his. I kept praying. I prayed as he asked me where I thought he could get a new blue ray player. I prayed as I told him that he could probably grab one at goodwill. I prayed as he told me through broken teeth and a scraggly mustache, “No… I need a new one because the one I have doesn’t have 3-D.”

I sat and chatted with him longer, through the conversation I stopped praying and just listened to a human who needed someone to talk to. We chatted about movies (3-D and otherwise), the weather, a little football talk, and even about his motorcycle… it was really beautiful. I told him how I love motorcycles but that I made a promise to someone amazing (someone who’s no longer even in my life but some promises you keep) that I would never ride again. He thought that was pretty amazing to hold to  my promise like that.

Then I told him about broken promises I had made and how hanging on to this one was sort of making amends for all the others. He asked what changed about me to make me want to keep promises, I told him that God had changed my heart and made me want to give more than receive. He looked a little thoughtful, told me that was pretty cool, and turned to go watch football on his giant t.v..

I turned to go, walked past his beautiful bike and saw my shiny black jeep, with almost as much chrome as his bike.

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Isn’t she beautiful?

I knew he and I were the same, I tried to find happiness in shiny cars, alcohol, and pretty women. He looked for it in motorcycles, big t.v.s, and 3-D blue ray players. So, I truly believe that the gift I extended to him had nothing to do with the turkey and stuffing, but more I shared with him that I have a new source of joy, a true source of joy. I doubt his life changed on a dime, but maybe he has something new to consider.

As far as the free meal, a gift must be given freely, without judgment of whether it’s deserved, without hope of reciprocation, without anything but the hope that you make someone’s life a little better, a little easier. It’s not easy for us as humans to give in such a way, but I know that gifts I’ve received, and grace I’ve received was undeserved, and so it’s my job to give in the exact same way.

*But seriously?!?! a $35k bike!

…o.k. I still need work, I have learned to overcome fear, but I still struggle with judgement. To get out of judgement I tell myself  about  2 Cornthians 4:15 and I know that my service has a purpose.

All this is for your benefit, so that the grace that is reaching more and more people may cause thanksgiving to overflow to the glory of God.

 

And as I was walking the parabola around the extent of the change I was wishing I had paid more attention in math class because I couldn’t remember if I need to add or subtract five feet from y squared to shift the vertex to the right….

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x = y^2 -5 or x = y^2 +5, I must have guessed correctly because I survived to write this story! Thanks y’all and God bless. Fair warning I have a few cloud poems floating around in my head…

 

Is Something Bugging You?

It was completely my fault, like most things really I guess. I was careless and probably even a little arrogant and because of that I was headed for a fall. Not the farthest fall I’ve taken, but a fall nonetheless. (I just found out that nonetheless is one word, learn something new everyday y’all!)

A seemingly typical morning commute was about to turn into a trial and test that would take all of my mental, emotional, and physical strength to remain clean. I was zipping along the interstate with my music and had my mind on my prayers, usually patience and perseverance, always focus so that I could complete the multitude of tasks that lay ahead of me at the office.

I started that Monday with my usual workout in the gym, a workout that is designed to keep an aging body strong and healthy and also designed to wear out an overactive and energetic mind. This particular session I decided to cut down the rest time between exercises and I was really feeling it. The two cups of coffee I usually enjoy at home while getting ready was just not going to get me through this day.

A creature of habit I tend to have some rituals to help me through the day, I have a particular cup that I like to drink from while doing my pre-gym bible study and my post gym preparation work. It’s an insulated stainless steel job with a plastic handle. That handle provides me with the surety of grip and the extra security from I need in my heart during my half asleep bible reading (sorry God, I swear I’m always awake by the end) and my rushing around work preparation.

On days when I need it (so far every day) I’ll have a third cup on my drive in to work. I’m usually not finished with my second cup so at this point I call in my backup cup. The backup cup is a tall and sleek stainless steel vessel that can keep my third cup hot most of the day, and it has a nice little plastic top that keeps me from spilling as I weave in and around the freeway, trying to survive Austin rush hour traffic.

This fateful day, after overdoing my workout, would require cup number three (O.k. workout or no, I require cup number three.) So before leaving for work I pulled the lid from my trusty backup and poured in the steaming hot elixir of life. By some minor miracle the mug filled to the top when I thought there was only about half a cup left in the mug. I shrugged it off never to look a gift horse in the mouth (or gift pot in the cup?) I grabbed the handle of my main cup leaving two fingers and a thumb free to hold the backup at the base, got my keys ready in my left hand, left and locked my apartment, got to my car, and was off.IMG_6528

The last of the second cup went down quickly as I zoomed past cars and pondered ponderings of life and I was transitioning to the my backup third cup. The shiney stainless steel was cool to the touch, sharp contrast to the contents which would still be steamy.

My first drink brought some surprise as the coffee was hot… but no as hot as it should be. This minor mystery was connected to the minor miracle of the full cup, but I would only deduce that later.

I don’t normally finish cup number three before getting to work, I usually have about half a cup left to finish throughout the day. Like I said though, this day was extra (can a 47 old use that term?) so I was gulping the coffee like it was oxygen after a sprint. The trouble came with the last couple gulps…

You might be thinking that because of the OCD habits I mentioned earlier that I am also a neat freak. Your thinking in this case would be wrong, because my OCD comes out in organization systems and patterns, but not a cleanliness. One of the strongest bits of evidence of this OCD omission is my treatment of my coffee cups. I believe that a vessel that on a daily basis receives boiling hot liquid get sanitized regularly by said liquid and therefore requires no cleaning.

I have always been the opposite of a germaphobe anyway and have been known to break the 5 second rule by surpluses of 10 to 65 seconds depending on what I dropped (and sometimes where, I mean, I’m not gonna eat a donut that I dropped on a wet mens’ room floor at the bus stop… unless it had sprinkles.) Therefore this morning, like every other, my main cup and my backup cup had not been washed the night before and sat in their own filth all night on my counter waiting to be cleansed in the fiery baptism of the dark, life bringing liquid.  What I didn’t know, but was about to find out, is that this particular morning, something else received baptism.

Each gulp I gulped was bringing me closer to the fate that I deserved for my cavalier non-coffee-cup-cleaning attitude. Making sure my lane was clear first I began tipping the backup mug farther and farther back for each drink until finally…

(if you have a week stomach skip ahead about 6 paragraphs but you’re going to miss some amazing imagery and alliteration and an actual Shakespeare reference!)

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Actual Artist’s Depiction of the Event

My eyes bulged, a lump, a sort of fuzzy yet prickly lump went to the back of my throat. Because the little slit I was drinking from was too small to spit it all back into; it was with herculean effort and determination that I closed my throat and swallowed that lump. My hopes were that this lump was somehow congealed Almond Milk (because my body is a temple) creamer substitute. My brain told me that Almond Milk doesn’t congeal at the same time that my stomach told me that I’d better figure it out because it was about to send it all back up.

At this point I felt something else in my mouth, likely a portion of the lump, the hairy, maybe wiggly lump. The lump had left something behind. By doing the pbth pbth thing with my tongue (this thing was stringy and not going down now matter what) I was able to get the stringy thing to my lips and grab it and look at it. My stomach already knew what my brain was trying to grasp as the message from my eyes settled in.

Antenna… only one… antenna

Brain flashed back to my invertebrate zoology class from college and reassured stomach with the information that, based on the size of the antenna, it was only a small roach I had just swallowed. However Stomach remembered when Abbess said, “Unquiet meals make ill digestions,” and responded as expected. I felt the roach, coffee, my breakfast, and possibly my toenails all trying to come back up.

My stomach heaved but held.

I’m not really bragging here but if you remember from earlier posts I have leather interior in my car… I really didn’t want to puke all over my leather. My stomach didn’t care so much about the leather as it did the thought of that roach sliding down my throat with its prickly legs kicking their way down.

Another heave, another hold

Everything from my teeth to my tummy was in turmoil as my body battle to rid itself of the unwelcome roach. I was sweating from not only nausea but also the effort to keep from spraying my rich leather seats with the contents of every meal I’d eaten in the last week. I tried not to think of the creepy crawly critter escaping my esophagus, I tried not to think of the stringy antenna I just had to spit into my hand, I tried to get to my happy place. My efforts wavered, I remembered, “My seats are sort of coffee colored anyway right? What’s a little puke?” Then I also remembered that my seats are heated and cooled, which means they have little pores for the air to blow through to the backside. I really didn’t want those pore filled with barf.

I took control. I focused. I swallowed hard and I told myself that it was just a bug, I’d eaten bugs before in the Army, grubs even, and this was no different. In total defiance of my digestive systems rejection of the bug I gritted my teeth, squinted my eyes and I swallowed one last time. I overcame the urge to urp up the roach and the curtain on this comedy of errors was drawn, and the roach was destined for digestion.

What I realized had happened was that I must have left some coffee in the cup from the night before, and the sweet creamy contents were too much for a little cockroach to resist. He (or maybe she, I hope she didn’t have eggs…) must crawled in through the little drinking slit and then couldn’t get out. One thing I know is if it died, it died wide awake.

Welcome back those of you who skipped ahead, and thanks for sticking with me you brave soles with strong stomachs. Now that roach was really hard to swallow and hard to keep down, but sometimes the truth is even harder to swallow. Last Sunday in church was a really uncomfortable lesson; one on divorce and the detriments of the patriarchal society. The lesson looked at what Jesus said about divorce and looked at divorce through the lense of a man setting aside his wife because she wasn’t making him happy, as if a woman’s whole purpose in life was to please a man.

With five older sisters and a daughter of my own I am completely outraged by this concept, but the prickly and wiggly truth that I have to swallow is that my actions have not always shown this outrage. My actions have often shown that somewhere in my core… I agree. Or at least I used to. I used to place my happiness in women, my identity in having a great girlfriend or wife, and my worth. The hairy and ill digestible truth is that I’ve been guilty of objectifying women and reducing them to physical confirmation of my manhood in order to sooth my own insecurities and shortcomings.

This truth wrenched my stomach far worse than that little cockroach. I sat there in church feeling nauseous and shameful. But then came the words, “you are no longer bound to your past, you are not what you have done, and you are brand new.” Now rather than spewing from my mouth I was spewing from my eyes, once again the message of God’s great love.

I’m so blessed to belong to a church where we hit the uncomfortable topics in a safe space. I don’t want to stay comfortable in my faith, I want a shake up and a reminder of what my goal and my path needs to be. On Sunday I was given strong conviction, tempered with a reminder of the Grace that was purchased with the blood of Jesus Christ and I was shaken out of complacency (ok I wasn’t really that complacent because I am never going to be that man again) and placed back on my path.

The truth will set us free, even when it goes down like a stow-a-way roach, it will set us free. Even when the truth makes us sweat and squirm it will set us free. The truth that I have fallen short, that I will always fall short is painful, but the truth that He has forgiven me sets me free.

We need both truths though, to rebound back to our path and grow to what we are meant to be. As in Ephesians 4:15

Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will grow to become in every respect the mature body of him who is the head, that is, Christ.

And these truths are much better for me than a water logged roach, although I’ve read that they have zero cholesterol…